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Ladies and gentlemen
Please fasten your seatbelts
Strap yourselves in
Because what you are about to experience
Is going to be
The wildest ride
Of your lives
Are you ready to experience the most astounding phonic landscape you've ever heard?
Are you ready to expand your musical horizons beyond imagination?
Are you ready to experience something new
Something radical
Something
Dangerous
On the bass, the master of sound, it's
DECIBEL DANIEL
On the drums, the finest Milton Keynes has to offer, it's the one and only
MILTON KEARNS
Riffs so hot they'll make your momma say the F-word, it's
RAINBOW "CARICATURE" THE ROCK
Setting fire to our knees with their skills on the keys, it's
OCTAVIA DYSON and SCALECTRIX SALLY
Providing backing vocals, it's
EAST SHROPSHIRE PARISH CHOIR
On the iPad, the world-famous sound-maker, give it up for
DOCTOR SOUND
We're gonna need someone on secondary percussion, let's get him on the stage, we all know who it is, it's
UNCLE LIMBS
On the ondes martenot, it's none other than
MIKEY "JOHNNY GREENWOOD" TEAL
Singing their hearts out on co-operative lead vocals, please welcome
BEYONCÉ and NOEL EDMONDS
[Please note: these names and sounds were procedurally generated by an unsupervised AI, we have not checked the results yet]
A man who needs no introduction, on the djembe...
GLADIATORRRRRRRS
AREEEE. YOUUUU. READDDDDDYYYYYY
[fat djembe solo]
YES
And now, the moment you've been waiting for
The only man who can sing three notes at the same time, it's
JAMES "AC/DC" BRIOCHE
HELLO WEMBLEY!
It's fantastic to be here tonight, a big shoutout to our supporting act,
BUENA VISTA SNOOKER CLUB
You guys absolutely shredded it!
D'jaknow what?
This album
This album right here
I think this is the best album
The single most amazing album
You’ll ever listen to
Right gang!
ARE YOU READY?
This is gonna be sick! I'm really feeling it!
Let me hear you say it
ARE YOU READYYY?
I didn't hear you...
ARE YOU READYYYYYY?
[YES FOR FUCKS SAKE]
Are you absolutely sure?
[FUCK]
I'm gonna ask one more time...
ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYYYY?
OK gang, this is it! On four, OK!
ONE!
TWO!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
THREE AND A HA- oh shit I've lost count
ONE!
TWO!
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
[song plays]
THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!
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2. |
Beautiful Crime
03:44
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We walk out to a beautiful night,
in the glow of the pale moonlight, my baby
beholding a magical sight with you
I know that the time ain't right,
but it’s building my appetite, now honey
maybe we start this night anew
And now that the music's low,
and I'm feeling so good to go and start it,
with you in the pale moon glow with me
You and I ain't allowed, I know,
so I'm trying to take it slow to start with,
but there's nowhere I would rather be
This isn't the place or the time (but it's beautiful)
it's a beautiful crime with you (tonight)
it shouldn't feel right, but it feels so magical,
A beautiful crime with you!
The last time that we did this dance,
we were both here for romance, weren't we?
this time we won't let our feelings show
I know you feel it from a glance,
while I'm stuck in this frozen trance lookin' at ya,
This could be our final chance to go
We don't wanna get hurt again,
put ourselves through all that pain like last time,
trying to recover from the fight
I know we're incompatible,
and we drive each other up the wall, now don't we?
but what's the harm in staying one small night?
This isn't the place or the time (but it's beautiful)
it's a beautiful crime with you (tonight)
it shouldn't feel right, but it feels so magical,
A beautiful crime with you!
This isn't the place or the time but tonight it just feels so magical,
it shouldn't feel right but tonight is a beautiful crime with you
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3. |
28 Years
05:20
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Can’t tell the reasons I’m going
Can’t see the reasons I’m going
Can’t feel the reasons I’m going
Can’t hide the reasons.
I’m going nowhere
Wanna be somewhere
I’m going nowhere
Wanna be somewhere with you.
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You're a dead squeeze
Crushing air that I can't breathe
Freeze, freeze
You're a floodgate
Drip until we're blood mate
Squeeze, squeeze
You should leave me before I get too scary…
You're a false start
Scratching lines on a cold heart
Feed me
You're a death star
Made some trades on the altar
Too. Far.
You should leave me before I get too scary…
I’m a wild one
Taste of the world, son
Take it or go
Leave me alone
When I give you so much, why do you take?
It's almost as if you hate to be filling the feelings I can't shake
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5. |
Lockdown Blues
01:58
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Been in Lockdown since day one
Where've the days gone?
doing standups with my joggers on
took a 5 minute warning to wake up
took a whole extra hour to make lunch
I'm stuck in the house playing games man,
I think I need something to take up
man I think I need something to change up
I think I need something to...
I need to something do with my time
can't be shooting at hoops, that's commiting a crime (it is)
shout out to marcus for hosting the bake offs,
can't lie making yule logs a hell of a vibe. (it is)
And David and Sasha I'm sorry,
I know you've been waiting on me and I promise I'll try (oops)
last year was not in the script
not even a bit
and I know that I'm just not the type
to get up at 4 and then go for a run!
there's people in lockdown that do this for fun?!
there's people in lockdown that actually finish at 5
and still head out for walks in the sun?!
couldn't be me, I'm as slow as they come
finish at 8, and I know that I'm done
maybe I'll cook up a quick easy meal
but more likely I'll order a pizza for one
like watchu’ know about
doms cocktails, black out
pull pool racks out
get values boxed like pacquiao
VAR when tasks get out of scope
Redux that, might just give ‘em some hope
follow up with the hooks, might just have ‘em on ropes (KO!)
i'm still out here trying to take GME straight to the moon
(it crashed?! oh my days I'm a fool)
at least I can still go to cancun?
wait what?!
We missed out on Hard Rock hotel?
no way!
(might have something to do with COVID)
you don't say!
and it’s looking peak this year
At this rate I might have to wait till next may!
How many console logs I left back there? (yikes)
Speedrunners how I'm landing hooks like "get back here!"
Surprised you got hit by ant's falcon down air?
bro, you're def not from round here
(and RapSong2 didn't make it in time
I guess that's fine
maybe next year I'll perform it live
I definitely won't)
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6. |
Celestial Footprints
03:41
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Got your message in the morning
Such a funny way of talking
Spoke the wisdom of the living
Saw your footprints in the morning
Had me dancing like I'm falling
Felt the rhythm of forgiving
[Forget myself]
Caught your shadow in the evening
I'm so glad you're still believing
Something's better now than nothing, nothing
Found your message in the evening
I'm just scrambling for the meaning
Give me the secrets I’ve been missing
Got your message in the morning
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7. |
Better
03:29
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Temperatures are running high
And we really could have seen it coming
Consequences never entered our minds
As we danced to someone else’s drumming
Speculation running wild
In an ecstasy of our own making
We were winning and we didn’t know why
And we didn’t care what we were taking
We’ve been tearing and breaking but we’ll be better (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Ready for any weather ‘cause we’ll get it together (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Hanging from a fraying thread
Scrabbling just to keep on holding
It was easier to fall instead
Not to stick or split when we were folding
Caught out when the music stopped
Our colours turned to grey
We saw we were at a loss
In the harsh light of the day
We’ve been tearing and breaking but we’ll be better (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Ready for any weather ‘cause we’ll get it together (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
We’ve been tearing and breaking but we’ll be better (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Ready for any weather ‘cause we’ll get it together (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Better in time
Better than where we started
Better in mind
Better in health and heart and
Better in kind
Better to build a better way
We’ve been tearing and breaking but we’ll be better (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Ready for any weather ‘cause we’ll get it together (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
We’ve been tearing and breaking but we’ll be better (we’ll be better, we’ll be-)
Ready for any weather ‘cause we’ll get it together (we’ll be better, we’ll be better)
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8. |
Consequences
03:19
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We’re the force that fights your fires
We’re who answers when you call
We’re the children you inspired
We’re the flies who left the wall
So come and try us
We got all day
So come on, try us
And still the music skips a beat
It’s like the ground beneath my feet
So why‘s it always feeling so damn hard
I guess there’s times we’ve lost our sight
Oh, in the dead of night
But still we carry on
We stand defiant
Don’t you deny us
So come on, try us
So are we still holding on to something
We get a million chances, yet we’ve missed the one
We carry on
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9. |
Like Colour
01:49
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There is a theory that we all see
Colour differently
What you call red
I call red as well
But
Actually we’re seeing two completely different things
The internal signals that are sent to our brains
To our consciousness
Could be completely different
Even though we both describe it as red
There’s no words we could use to describe
The internal feeling that colour has
Like colour
There’s
Intrinsic things unique to each of us
That we’ll never be able to describe to each other
These sort of
Deep experiences inside our heads
That only we will ever experience
In the entire history of the human race
No-one has ever experienced it before and
No-one will ever experience it again
Everybody’s experience of the universe is
Completely unique to them
Like colour
Everything is unique
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10. |
Bloom
02:10
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11. |
Floor Is Lava
04:15
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I heard a gunshot out in the open
I felt the bullet rip through the heart of the night
I saw the wound: red, gushing, gaping
Staring me down, telling me strange things
“Tear me apart,” I heard it cry
I was so caught up it what I had seen
I just forgot to turn and run
And then I felt it
Like the fury of a thousand spirits cast over the ocean
It will swallow us whole for what we have done
I felt the pain take a hold of my senses
Strike me down, and pull the air from my lungs
And I was told -- I was told to stop this torture
We should hold ourselves
We should hold ourselves accountable
We should hold ourselves accountable
For our own end
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12. |
Queen Of Spades
03:24
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Time slows
Who knows where we go from here?
How to see it clear
Moons and suns
The ink runs on the title page
I’ll go, I’ll stay
I’m alone out on the ocean, I am floating on the foam
I’m looking for a memory, I used to call it home
The storm is getting closer and I’m trying not to mind
But when it comes please don’t leave me behind
Light and shade
The Queen of Spades will make me new
Will see me through
And who behind a face I can’t recall
The one to tell the meaning of it all
It’s coming time to fantasize the fortune and the fall
To try again and fail and still stand tall
I am running into problems, I am running out of time
I am running towards a quiet place that I can’t seem to find
I’m coming through the thicket and the thorns that rake my skin
But when I knock I know you’ll let me in
For all this time there’s only one and one alone
To bring to mind the sweetest thing I’ve ever known
And it’s you
You get me through
You build me from the rubble and you turn the sky to blue
It’s you
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